Goetz

a line of unbelievable athletic beasts that are the coolest muthafuckas alive.. excell at anything they do and have a booming and intimidating presence both physically and through leadership.. top of the line athletes R & Z

You see him? he belongs to the Goetz line of humanity

by RZG May 30, 2008

gootchbean

1. The Prostate.

2. A Retard.

1. "Will you please flick my Gootchbean?".

2. "McDonalds always hires gootchbeans to work at the counter."

by Kaitlyn Mcwilliams December 2, 2005

goitzed

a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.

Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!

by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010

Gooze

The action of inserting your genitalia into a log. Can either be a hole in a log or a log so rotted out, you’re able to penetrate it at any point. Centipedes are often present.

“That’s a perfect goozin log.”
“I support a woman’s right to gooze”

by Goozeitorloseit October 24, 2019

GooTube

GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.

Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.

by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006

Goozack

door Proper word for the slang term door

"I went through the goozack."
"the goozack is mine"
"door" *smacked down* "its goozack fool"
"GOOOOOOOOZACK"

by p00p April 27, 2004

gooze'n

When you get a one-eyed bitch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect penis into the eye socket. thrust in and out until ejaculation occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of cum.

Hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
Yeah, we should be straight gooze'n that bitch!

by seansroom June 6, 2010