Gooze

The action of inserting your genitalia into a log. Can either be a hole in a log or a log so rotted out, you’re able to penetrate it at any point. Centipedes are often present.

“That’s a perfect goozin log.”
“I support a woman’s right to gooze”

by Goozeitorloseit October 24, 2019

Gooze

The Persian word for fart
also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term

you damn gooze! haha I love you

by TANYA69 October 9, 2008

gooze

moist flatulence

Hey, did you gooze?

by chester January 14, 2004

gooze

an extremly gay person

"wow, look at those fags, they're so gooze"

by fhdhdh November 3, 2006

gooze

A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.

"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."

"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Gooze

Gooze is slang for the drug GHB. Gooze is most commonly used in the gay circuit party scene and while the word is commonly used in the party scene all over the world, it was originally coined in San Francisco. It is both a verb and a noun.

Are you boozing or goozing? (v)

Do you have any gooze? (n)

I think I am going to gooze tonight. (v)

I have gooze, do you want some? (n)

by Snotty24 September 10, 2010

gooze'n

When you get a one-eyed bitch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect penis into the eye socket. thrust in and out until ejaculation occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of cum.

Hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
Yeah, we should be straight gooze'n that bitch!

by seansroom June 6, 2010