Poondoggle

Where working to get some poon (sexual intercourse) is wasteful or pointless, but giving the appearance of having value.

"Dude did you have sex with Christa?"
"Nah man, that girl was a serious poondoggle and secretly had me in the friend zone."
"What a bitch."

by Khuge March 14, 2015

boondoggle

One woman sits in an office chair simultaniously giving oral sex to one guy while another hits it from behind, randomly spinning the chair to switch holes. High fives are mamdatory.

jimmy and i boondoggled the shit out of sarah last night.

by Bullitt5576 January 9, 2009

poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The women face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, a chain can be created reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken December 9, 2008

Boondoggle

a fun retreat, often to a vacation destination, which is equal parts celebration, inspiration and collaboration; an extremely effective and fun way to build team culture

"I'm really looking forward to our annual team boondoggle in San Diego! Last year we hiked Torrey Pines, did yoga on the beach, ate awesome fish tacos, drank champagne...oh yeah, and learned oodles about being a successful entrepreneur!"

by Lexa11 January 3, 2016

boondoggles

A little homemade lanyard that is used as a keychain. Kids at camp often make them during craft time. The word originated in the awesome movie "Napoleon Dynamite."

"Boondoggles are going to be all the rage this season."

by Regina Philagne December 22, 2004

Boondoggle

To recieve oral and manual sex simultaneously, when a woman uses her hand(s) whilst blowing a man.

"I just got boondoggled behind that post office"
"damn, Jordan boondoggled the shit out of me last night"

by websters son October 3, 2008

Boondoggle

A sex position where two individuals are sat down, with one on top of the other meditating, while being penetrated in the ass.

Come back to my place so we can boondoggle ;)

by poopoomanboy January 14, 2022