Goodnight Dick

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.

After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!

by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

goonda

(goon'du) n. a person of Middle Eastern descent.

That damn goonda yelled, "lalalala," and blew up my car.

by HotCupOfJoe October 12, 2013

goonie boon

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.

While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.

by DougieDinos January 13, 2011

goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

no goodnik

Someone who is up to no good.

I don't like the look of those teenagers, Martha, they look like no goodniks.

by Mr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon September 12, 2013

goongingang

When you have a mild stroke whilst developing other conditions such as down syndrome, autism, schizophrenia, etc, whilst preferring to communicate in weird animal noises instead of actual words.

Random Guy in CSGO: "You guys are dogshit"

Isaiah, Karl and Ashish: "GOONGINGANG GOONGINGANG"

by goongingang April 16, 2020

gooning

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

by 3meitloml May 2, 2023