GoonBerry

When a fatass that has a blueberry type build gets caught gooning to r34 gregor yaoi.

Me:walks into the 18th ave popeyes and catches austen beating his shit to porn
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry

by GoonBerry February 8, 2026

Goonbert

A person whom is intently analytical and judgmental of others in terms of their masturbation (gooning) habits.

After receiving information regarding the masturbation habits of the general male population, goonbert wrote a 55 page analytical novel summarizing the evolution of human masturbation.

by Joleary67 March 2, 2026

Goonade

The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.

"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025

Goonable

1. Describes how stimulating, hypnotic, or arousing a piece of media is, especially in the context of gooning (i.e., extended edging or getting lost in a trance-like state during masturbation). The more “goonable” something is, the easier it is to lose yourself in it for hours.

2. A rating of how ideal something is for a goon session — visuals, sounds, vibes, etc.

“Bro, this video is insanely goonable — I’ve been zoned out for like an hour.”
“That model’s voice? 100% goonable.”

by jjsko_ June 1, 2025

Goonbear

Groups nominated cum slut

Charlie Horrocks is our goonbear

by Mighty Slobs June 5, 2025

Goonberry

A Short Bearded guy from catty who does tree work . Resided there for long part of his life . Is head of an E bike gang

Did you see that goonberry up on the ladder trimming that bush

by Goon , August 7, 2025

Goonbeam Ice Cream

When you nut in a cup, freeze it, and eat or serve it. Can also happen by fucking a bowl or cone of ice cream.

“Benson Boone must be having some goonbeam ice cream tonight after a fire rule 34 session.”

by pootypootytangtang September 12, 2025