googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlefitz

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

Googlefied

When you realise that "Googling" or having being "googled" or that your friends spend their quiet time "googling" instead of smoking crack or watching Anacronym TV series eg. OC, CSI, CIS etc... and immediately fall into the quiet despair of our collective future.

I am googlefied that my tranny friends weren't out clubbing last night and instead were home googling for my online dating profile - pervs!!!

by Lackofparentalsupervision April 21, 2005

Googlefear

The fear you get just before you hit the search button after typing search terms which will most likely return NSFW results.

He felt the Googlefear after typing "inflatable friend" in to the search box.

by Pinmike April 21, 2015

Goofy Gooflite

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.

"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"

by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023

Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.

I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!

by fizzeh January 19, 2008

Googlecide

The act of hating on people who fight back and smear your name so badly that you become red-flagged across the internet and can't create accounts on various websites due to the bad reputation the original hater has now accumulated.

I googled "jdsonic" and it looks like he finally took the big step of committing googlecide

by Dataghost January 6, 2011