Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google

Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime

by noneyo June 12, 2015

road googler

asking for directions

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"

by Krkič August 26, 2020

googleable

You have ranked well with the search engines and can be found online. This is especially true if you appear on the first page of google.com.

My name is googleable!

by Ivan A Sumin September 26, 2013

Bad Googler

Person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . Person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.

My bad Googler Grandma typed " Restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,' and I died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.

by ezekiel2800 March 4, 2010

hypochondri-googler

One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.

Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.

by Emster73 August 17, 2012

Googlefart

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim

Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.

by Terry T November 29, 2006

Googleable

The ability to be found on the search engine website Google.

"Yo, I don't mess with son because he's not Googleable!"

by Scruffy McGhee October 5, 2011