The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.
If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!
by drunk zombie June 23, 2004
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V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.
Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??
by Mliv July 4, 2020
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An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying
"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"
by gyaradocious September 5, 2019
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Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
by :) October 12, 2004
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Common slang in the server, Entertainment District to mean rough and hard anal gay sex. Typically used as a phrase during e sex.
"Let's have Gonke."

"Sounds good."
by Vanlentine January 25, 2022
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A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009
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A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:
by xJenx August 10, 2005
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