Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Gonked

An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying

"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"

by gyaradocious September 5, 2019

gonk

Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.

Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.

by :) October 12, 2004

Gonke

Common slang in the server, Entertainment District to mean rough and hard anal gay sex. Typically used as a phrase during e sex.

"Let's have Gonke."

"Sounds good."

by Vanlentine January 24, 2022

gonk

A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.

Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man

by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009

gonk

A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia

Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:

by xJenx September 4, 2005

gonk

A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.

You are such a f*****g gonk!

by JonnyJman February 24, 2005