glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

gondolasoupin

enjoying a nice bowl of hot soup in a gondola

kaitlyn: hey where have you been?
sophia: i was in venice gondolasoupin

by sauceyum March 24, 2023

gondola

A light flat-bottomed boat used on Venetian canals, having a high point at each end and worked by one oar at the stern.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.

When I went to the Vatican city in Rome, I enjoyed a wonderful time on gondolas.

by Oliviana123 April 4, 2015

Gondola Challenge

When a man and a woman both try to reach an orgasm on a gondola while skiing or snowboarding before reaching the top of the mountain. This can sometimes be a very hard task if they do not devote themselves to the challenge at hand.

Man: "Hey, I just did the gondola challenge on the way up here"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"

by SeeMoneyLoLoLoLol April 19, 2010

John Gondol

A name of a boy who is perfect in the worst ways. A person who can be trusted 100% adn will be the best friend you will ever had.

The best magician you will ever meet.

"Omg John Gondol is the nicest person ever!! I can't believe he did so much for everyone."

"John Gondol always can put a smile on someones face."

by MagicGirl August 14, 2009

Gondola Boat Ride

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

Gondola

A cute, small, brown thing, that has no arms, and a mustache. Gondola is a traveler and is popular in eastern Europe where he is often depicted as a Doomer. He is also the son of Kommando Store.

"Gondola has seen a lot of stuff in his travels, especially in Europe."

by Hanz The Scholar March 27, 2023