Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006

gorbachev

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.

Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Gorbachev

A traitor of people of Soviet Union. Using “perestroika” crushed USSR economy put an entire country in chaos and disarray that brought countless wars and deaths of tenths of thousands.
Greatly disliked in Russia.

Gorbachev prodal Sovetskiy Souz za Nobelevskou Premiu Mira.

by Matreshk July 27, 2005

Gorbachofft

another word meaning meth

lets go do some gorbachofft and get really fucked up dawg

by Bob Sievert November 18, 2004

Gorbachev

To simultaneously defecate and urinate. Yanni and bruce at the same time.

"I just took the most epic gorbachev ever."

by French Dip April 8, 2008

gombac

He is the lean plug

We know he's a freak , but hit up gombac for some purple that'll make you swerve

by realandrewgombac December 8, 2016

gombah

Linc Ely

Don’t be a gombah

by Shmeebop December 25, 2023