goldbricker

noun. A person who always has a better story to tell.

Joey is such a goldbricker. I told him about the time I found $100 on the sidewalk and he said he once found $500.

by Beretta May 16, 2006

golddiggers

More than one golddigger

They are such golddiggers, they will take you for all your cash.

by CovinaDavey August 28, 2006

holiday golddigger

A person who receives a card during any holiday ( christmas, birthday, easter, etc. ) and doesn't read it, and only opens it for the money inside.

little johnny got mad when he received a birtday card from his great aunt Helen because when he opened it there was only ten dollars inside. there fore being a holiday golddigger

After Mark opened his christmas card and grabbed the $50 check inside, he immediately threw it in the garbage. therefore being a holiday golddigger

by dirty jerz 6 December 25, 2009

goldlicker

n. - (portmanteau of “gold-digger” and “boot-licker”) - a person who fanboys one or many super-wealthy persons, ascribes to them unrelated qualities such as native altruism, intelligence, or right-to-added-freedom, and tends to be quite vocal in their defense or admiration of this person who has no clue they exist and wouldn’t care if they did.

This goldlicker is out here defending Elon Musk like he's Superman and Princess Peach rolled into one.

by Cosmoglot March 30, 2023

Golddiggerrrr

- a hun that loves money and nothing else

another word is Kamo

Friend: why dont you wanna date her?
Me: because she is a kamo! a f*ckin golddiggerrrr

by PeeKraZy April 6, 2021

Goofdicker

A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.

A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.

A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.

Look at that goofdicker dancing by himself on stage. I heard his girlfriend is pissed at him again.

by goofdicker December 18, 2023

golddick

when your penis is sparkly and clean

Marko: I cleaned my shmegma off my penis I have a nice golddick

by igormiticslonglostson June 8, 2024