Goiter

a boob on someones neck

i'm gonna tattoo a nipple on my goiter

by goiterina June 6, 2005

goiter boy

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.

Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off

by jason rumford May 4, 2006

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013

Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.

Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer

by aidsracer March 18, 2015

goofer

1.A goof; silly person; random.

Note: This word was made up by Colin M. to discribe his lovely girlfriend, Bridgette... because she is a complete goof.

Bridgette, you are such a goofer!

by beepdebee April 23, 2007

Goiter Chop

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.

skeet skeet "Goiter CHOP!!!"

by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007