cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

cunt gobbling

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.

"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."

by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

gobblet

A baby male turkey. As opposed to a turklet, which can be either male or female.

I would kill that turkey, but think of its poor gobblets.

by Pete Hufnagel January 15, 2006

Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."

by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018

Gobbletits

Expression of annoyance and/or frustration when a situation goes wrong or results in an unexpected, less favourable outcome than one had anticipated.

Jonny is playing football, takes a shot, ball goes wide...

Jonny: "awwww gobbletits!"

by JonnyGray October 10, 2008

gobbling a glizzy

eating stiff cocks

"gobbling a glizzy"

by anoymous bitch October 2, 2020

nob gobbling flesh monger

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth

Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.

by jianny joe matt December 22, 2008