gobblegork

when a monkey is kept from bananas for the span of 5 hours. when this happens it goes into flumplewonk.

poor gobblegork monkey.

by blobfishboy June 6, 2019

Gobblegoofe

A Gobblegoofe is a common type of person who fucks male wild turkeys in rural communities.

Hey Edward, look at that gobblegoofe over there piping that turkey.

by Cuckholdberryfin June 20, 2020

GobbleMoncher

Basically, you tell the girl not do go to through bathroom for around 72 hours, constipation may become a thing. Next, on a friday night, you take her out to eat and your favorite thai resturant. She MUST eat the Pad Thai. Later that night, when you are getting ready for coitus, you put her in the doggy position and start smacking the sides of her stomach. As you begin to do that, you stick you fist inside of her vagina, opening and closing your fist as the night goes. Finally, as she begins to get ready to blow, you stick your tongue in her butthole and prepare for a feast.

1. Son: Hey dad, how did you meet my mother?

Father: I took her out to get thai and totally gobblemoncher that chick.

2. Damn, I heard Jacob gobblemonchered that girl last night. Damn.

by king jawn March 5, 2021

Gobbledooffer

When you eat food so fast you begin to gobble it

"Bro, stop being a Gobbledooffer!"

by Lemoncooking101 April 26, 2021

gobblegoo

This is when ur girl is going down on u and you sit back and smoke whatever u love to get high on

She gobblegoo me so perfect as I was catching a great buzzz

by Gobblegoo July 10, 2021

Gobblebiscuits

When neither hi nor hey can do, use a perfect salutation: gobblebiscuits. Though jovial, its meaning is too profound for mere language. Those who hear the utterance of gobblebiscuits are given from undulations
of happiness to further happiness. Alternatively, it may be used in proper condescension with white hot heat.

Why did you wake up without your hat? That's so gobblebiscuits.

by ogrethebuffoon September 6, 2021

Gobblegobblestan

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022