Gobblebiscuits

When neither hi nor hey can do, use a perfect salutation: gobblebiscuits. Though jovial, its meaning is too profound for mere language. Those who hear the utterance of gobblebiscuits are given from undulations
of happiness to further happiness. Alternatively, it may be used in proper condescension with white hot heat.

Why did you wake up without your hat? That's so gobblebiscuits.

by ogrethebuffoon September 6, 2021