Gamer Girl Bath Water

Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.

"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"

by Scrotum Slayer July 6, 2019

Pengu Gamer

Norwegian slang for a person that plays to many games, pengu meaning the same as a penguin , because many people think penguins live in the north but they actually live in the south.

Did you see that pengu gamer at gamestop?

by Martinsofron May 21, 2014

Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

Gamer Scratch

When playing a competitive game and the individual that is gradually losing scratches his/her head(Scalp) or facial features extremely fast due to the frustration of not being able to achieve victory. Hence... The gamer scratch AKA- The frustrated gamer.

Its a tie in super smash brothers 64 and link boomerangs and bombs the fuck out of pikabitch to achieve victory. Pikabitch fails to dodge several of links projectiles therefore initiating the "gamer scratch".

by Blair Bear October 30, 2012

gamer lingo

Slang that is associated in any act of playing video games.

"I hate noobs!"....."Damn dude I just got bodied"......" I hope you packed some marshmallows with all the camping your doing" - gamer lingo

by @GamerLingo July 29, 2014

Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

by Mikee011 September 1, 2008

PC Gamer

An individual who plays video games on his or her Personal Computer.

Not to be wholly interchanged with members of the "PC Master Race" in an all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares kind of manner.

I envision a day when Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo, handheld, and PC gamers will come together in realization that all are equal and establish a non discriminate brotherhood of what we enjoy - gaming.

by Zlatan Ibrahimović February 4, 2016