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Gogurtmale

The male/gender neutral version of a girlboss.

A male or gender neutral identifying person who will stop at nothing to become the boss.
Males who are a level above alpha and yogurt men.
Did you hear that Matt is going to be the manager of the IHOP he works at?”
“Wow, that’s awesome! He’s such a gogurtmale!
by Ce1estial November 30, 2022
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gogurt

to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face
Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!
by Yu Wong March 15, 2008
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gogurt

- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"
by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008
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Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."
by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016
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Prison gogurt

After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube
Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!
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Reverse gogurt

Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.
Dude I can’t fucking walk after I tried a reverse gogurt.
by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018
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Gogurting

The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.
I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.
by Mang Gaiuy September 5, 2013
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