meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

Grunts

A grunt is a noun first coined in by Yourragegaming who streams on the platform known as twitch to describe someone who is currently watching the stream but is not currently subscribed to the streamer, the grunts are usually presented as the lowest members of twitches social hierarchy because they have the least amount of power and capability. Which is of course because of the fact that the people who are subbed have to pay 5 bucks and therefore valued higher by the streamer because they are the ones getting a percent of the money. In other words the term grunt is used by streamers like YourRage to devalue the people that don’t get him money in order to scam people in to subscribing so YourRage can pretend like they mean more than they actually do in order to scam them out of 5 bucks. Of course this isn’t really surprising, the fact that he turned this word into one of his scam tactics, considering his history .

“ Fuck the grunts”

“ Your just a stupid little grunt”

“grunts life’s matter”

by Lolsforbruv July 12, 2021

Glunt

Glare + Grunt. Very common comeback from stupid, ugly chicks that don't have much to say.

Shannon: "Man, does wHitney even talk?! I don't think I've ever heard a word come from her mouth"
Jimmy: "I agree, she glunts instead of saying anything."

by mjjmgraham December 30, 2011

Glunt

A small belly that develops just above a woman's pubic bone and ends at the waistline. Sometimes known as a peterbelly. Usually caused by frequent sex.

"Lee sure is cute but she's got a little bit of a glunt. I'd still eat it."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 15, 2003

Glunus

When ones asshole is glued shut and one holds his shit till it pops free.

Holy shit i blew my Glunus tonite.Hurt like a mother fucker

by Sherman March 4, 2007

guntschnag

a synonym for pun, or practical joke. made up by the new yorker guy in seinfeld when he tries to exlplain why a humorless comic strip is funny.

New yorker:Pun?
Elain:No.
New yorker: Slapstick?
Elain: No!
New yorker:......Guntschnag?
Elain: Sir, thats not a word!

by r2d2's bad hair day August 13, 2006

grunts

Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.

-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.

by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005