Glumagen

Multiple uses - used to replace almost any word

Glen has no hope. Glen is such a glumagen

I stubbed my toe, I’m such a glumagen

Covid is so glumagen

by Horsefooter_33 September 1, 2020

Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

Gluckeded

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.

Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..

by Urbanus54 February 6, 2008

glunk

The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.

I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

by http://www.glunkin.com/ June 3, 2011

Gluck Gluck Goose

When a group of guys gets together and a girl goes around sucks each dick (in and out) once and then moves on to the next one. The first guy to cum is the goose.

Bro you want to go play gluck gluck goose with sara tonight?

by Gunit0912 November 19, 2020

Jag glum

When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.

person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys.

person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you.

person 1: Thanks, Åke!

by ..fan jag glum vad jag heter February 12, 2022

glumptious

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013