super-glued

when a man has a wet dream and he wakes up with his dick stuck to his body

Ah, man I woke up this morning after having an amazing wet dream last night, and my dick was super-glued to my belly!!!!

by hbomb1974 September 2, 2019

glued to the youtube

A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.

1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube

by pieguy124 March 29, 2009

Vag Glued

The feminine version of being Cock Blocked. Where a guy usually edges in on a hookup when being cock blocked - a lame female friend busting in on a hookup would be vag glued

Wow, her friend totally vag glued you...

by Craig Borysowich January 13, 2008

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006

bar-b-glued

When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches

My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.

by see no evil November 7, 2010

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

by slurber August 8, 2011