glophia

an introverted extrovert who sits behind a phone half her life and writes irrelavent indirects if someone's bothering her bc she's too shy to go up to them in person. she also makes raps & likes unique music so if u have a problem with that, eat a snickers. is very picky of her friends, don't treat her likes she's extra.

"Wow that glophia issa awko taco"

by glophiagliatsos August 26, 2017

Glorpulon

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006

Tesla Gloryhole

The act of Tesla drivers having sexual intercourse with their charging ports whilst grouped together at a Tesla Supercharging Station.

"Hey fellow Tesla driver, you down for a Tesla Gloryhole with the rest of us while our Tesla's charge?"

by FUAustin2116 January 26, 2020

glorp

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

glomph

Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/

My full name is Jerry Glomph Black

by Jerry Glomph Black December 17, 2003

Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

GloryHunter

a supporter of Manchester United (also known as Manusa or Manure) or Liverpool, so called football fans who support either of these teams because of past successes but who dont come from the respective cities of Manchester or Liverpool and never go to games. If you see a GloryHunter in the pub he/she will be the loudest in support of their team when watching on the big screen.

"We are in Surrey, there are loads of GloryHunters around in their replica shirts, twunts"

by JimmyFloydBottleBank December 31, 2007