Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

glodmodding

Similar to godmodding, except this occurs when you are a twelvie, most likely on a roleplay server, and think that you are so much better than everyone else and require everyone's attention 24/7 so you abuse your non-existent power and cry when you are beaten up in said roleplay server, threatening to tell the other members' mothers about it.

person one: *HE FLEW 8464759 FEET IN THE AIR AND APPEARED BEHIND YOU, HITTING YOU WITH AN ULTRA LASER BEAM THAT WIPES YOUR SOUL FROM EXISTENCE AND EVERY LIVING MEMORY ON THIS PLANET SO YOU WILL BE NO MORE THAN A PILE OF DUST*

person two: wow look at that guy glodmodding

by gladwrapstar August 24, 2017

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

gloading

Gaining or feeling superiority over your own success or someone else misfortune

You’d just won a Chess match and start gloading over your opponent loss

by Biez W January 5, 2021

homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 8, 2017

Glidey

When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides (or "glide" if you will). This occurs because the ass sweat reduces friction between the buttocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of being glidey are far outweighed by the drawbacks, which include: anal soreness/irritation, rashes, and localized chafing in the anal area.

One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".

Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.

While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.

At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

gloday

Gloday is your birthday. When you turn up.

Girl- when is your gloday
Boy- April 19

by anonymous March 24, 2016