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goathammer

an invisible deadly weapon...aka spare dick
u just got hit with a goathammer
by goatstroker September 30, 2009
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gloth

gloth is short for glamour-goth
a gloth is ment to be the complete opposite of a goth.
they love fashion and are into glamour and fame
Its just a copy of goth and 'gloth' wont stick
by Lizzie!! January 31, 2007
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gloatee

a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.
Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.
by spinseuss July 15, 2009
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Gloated

Mom my goldfish has gone gloated!!!!!!!!!
by B_dawg March 1, 2018
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gloatzilla

Someone who gloats far too often.
Jose is such a gloatzilla. He brags about tiny accomplishments as if he just cured cancer.
by Downvoting Victim July 5, 2021
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GLOAT

To brag about one's achievement's. Either it is his/her or their team.Even better when other peoples teams have failed and maybe even cheated miserably.
Fk you..I did leave enough room though to gloat about being in the Champions League Super 16...aayyyeee
by ShuggyBear December 8, 2012
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Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
by Zeus717 March 5, 2011
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