Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

Gleggleg

A guy with a leg

You are such a gleggleg

by Rash1d10 February 4, 2022

Greggil

n. dragon word for human; also called two-leggers, georges, hewmohns, and lunch

That guy is such a greggil.

by Rocnik December 2, 2007

Gegged up

Signifying a state of inebriation or altered consciousness. Used similarly to fucked up.

After consuming 9 beers, 5 shots of vodka & a joint all by herself, Alice was gegged up enough to make out with Bob's knee on the way to the floor.

by Künsthaus Tacheles July 6, 2008

Glugger

A giant Adam’s apple

Damn son that glugger be bobbin up and down you need a Fitbit to track how many steps it takes

by Schubakka March 3, 2020

GLGGodspeeding

I'm going to enter the term GLG Godspeeding

Definition verb

Action Soiling a piece of furniture or seat with your unkept dirty ass

Action calling someone up and ducking their soul dry

Noun

GLG Godspeeding the act of signing off a communication after gathering as much dirt as possible on someone and manipulating the information to destroy their street Cres and character on the street!

I hate that motherfucker, he really needs a good GLGGodspeeding to fix his red wagon.

by Toetagwithadirtyass March 4, 2021