by Zak_Bagans_And_GAC_Fangirl July 27, 2011
Get the Gleenager mug.A small town about 20-30 minutes north of Cincinnati, Ohio. Probably most well known for it's location next to Sharonville. Glendale is home to the least productive cops in Ohio and a bakery with the least convenient hours in the USA. Glendale is largely populated by senior citizens who refuse to be taken care of by anyone else and therefore do not reside in Maple Knoll, a retirement home 5 minutes away, where they belong. Glendale's reputation of being a wealthy or "high-class" village is tarnished considerably by it's dubious location within the Princeton school district. Children attending Princeton public schools and living in Glendale experience a strange contrast between the harsh realities of school life and the sheltered atmosphere of their neighborhood. They are forced to tell everyone at school that they're aren't rich even though they know they are and are then ostricized by the middle-class majority. All in all Glendale is just a depressing combination of old people, poser kids who frequent the Rave on Friday nights, and "five-star" restaurants that really suck. Oh, and there are railroad tracks running directly through the center of Glendale - the tracks are used frequently.
Kid: What's it like living in Glendale?
Glendale Kid: Everyone thinks it's really nice, but it's just like everywhere else. Honestly, I spend most of my time adding definitions to urbandictionary.com... I'm also horrified that I live 2 minutes from Woodlawn.
*the website made me include this: Glendale (Ohio)*
Glendale Kid: Everyone thinks it's really nice, but it's just like everywhere else. Honestly, I spend most of my time adding definitions to urbandictionary.com... I'm also horrified that I live 2 minutes from Woodlawn.
*the website made me include this: Glendale (Ohio)*
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Noun. The Glendale Galleria is a mall in the city of Glendale, CA that is owned by General Growth Properties. It is a big mall, but lacks the prestige of other malls like South Coast Plaza, or the Beverly Center. The Glendale Galleria is dated, depressing and needs renovations. Only locals that are blindly proud of their city (or don't know any better) like this mall. They have a small Nordstrom's, a shitty Macy's, and an Oakley store that is noteworthy.
Ara, bro, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some tracksuits.
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the glendale galleria mug.A city in California that is about 87% filled Armenian people (aka ARMOS, the second hairiest creatures in the world, next to gorillas)
First of all, Armos speed down Broadway, Orange Grove, every street in Glendale....reaching speeds of up to 65 mph
Other than the Armos, Glendale has a nice Mall, the Americana, and would prolly smell nicer with no armos due to their horrible, Orangutan like stench.
If u ever go to the Wilson Mini Park, you will find that the old men and women would be yelling at you and attacking you if u ever make noise. You will also notice that old men GAMBLE for foodstamps and etc.
ALSO there is a sign in the park that says no smkoing within 25 feet of playground, and you will notice VERY CLEARLY that old men will either be smoking cigarettes, pipes, or mini-hookahs from 5 feet away of the playground!!!!!!!
Sooooo.....my point? Glendale is PARADISE CITY for any Armos.
First of all, Armos speed down Broadway, Orange Grove, every street in Glendale....reaching speeds of up to 65 mph
Other than the Armos, Glendale has a nice Mall, the Americana, and would prolly smell nicer with no armos due to their horrible, Orangutan like stench.
If u ever go to the Wilson Mini Park, you will find that the old men and women would be yelling at you and attacking you if u ever make noise. You will also notice that old men GAMBLE for foodstamps and etc.
ALSO there is a sign in the park that says no smkoing within 25 feet of playground, and you will notice VERY CLEARLY that old men will either be smoking cigarettes, pipes, or mini-hookahs from 5 feet away of the playground!!!!!!!
Sooooo.....my point? Glendale is PARADISE CITY for any Armos.
ARA BRO LETS GO WILSON MINI PARK AT GLENDALE AND SMOKE IT HOOKAH OVER DARE...
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by CareBear10 August 18, 2008
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Get the goldendale mug.a town in illinois that is NOT AT ALL GHETTO YOU STUPID BASTARDS THAT SAY IT IS. We only had wat 2 shootings and drug bust but overall its not ghetto. If you want to see ghetto go to the south side of chicago, now thats ghetto. Also we don't have illegal immigrants so back off. Our town isn't that special but watever thats how we live. The only bad thing around here is our strict police force (not as strict as our neighbor carol stream's police). So don't talk shit about our town especially you glen ellyn kids who get high and drunk (under-age) at your huge house parties cuz u don't know shit about our town so back off.
Our town glendale heights (gh) isn't ghetto. If you wanna see ghetto go to the south side of chicago.
by real glendale heights resident October 14, 2011
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by Casey Thomas June 20, 2008
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