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girlfriend 

Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.
Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...
girlfriend by DJ Retro March 11, 2007

girlfriend 

(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.
girlfriend by AaronT September 13, 2008

girlfriend 

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD
Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>
girlfriend by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Girlfriend 

She's like sleep something you will never get
Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
Girlfriend by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

girlfriend 

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.
"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."
girlfriend by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009

Girlfriend 

One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.