Gonk

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

gonkulator

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004

Gonk Droid

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020

ghonorrea

A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who isn't good at spelling.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

ghonaherpesyphilaids

This a an STD that is composed of Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Syphilis. GhonaHerpeSyphilAIDS is the worst possible outcome to banging a hooker, the side effects are usually extreme shits, and inevitable death.

Andy: "Did you hear that Donny got GhonaHerpeSyphilAids?"
Max: "What a dumbass, how does that happen?"
Andy: "When he banged that whore Nicole."
Max: "What a loser!"

by Jeebus Lorenze December 15, 2014

Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019