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ghettoes

The state of your feet 6 weeks after you've had a pedicure, especially if you tried to make them look better by filling them in with a similar color nail polish.
Sister, those ghettoes are nasty! You need to get a pedicure.
by JK Laura Lester October 26, 2011
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Ghettoatized

To mean that something is old and no longer fashionable.
"Check out my ghettoatized cell-phone!!"

(Pulls out a 1970's 'mobil phone)
by Ump April 16, 2004
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ghettoneck

A redneck who has an extreme desire to identify with the hip-hop/gangsta culture. Their desire is found in how they dress and the music they listen too but they are still from the farm.
You might be ghettoneck if you find yourself wearing a ball cap, cut off dress shirt and pumping up the bass in your Ford f-150. Example: Larry the Cable Guy meets Snoop Dog.
You might be ghettoneck if you have a rebel flag doo-rag and have spinners on your 1985 Chevette. Example: Jeff Foxworthy meets 50 Cent.
You might be ghettoneck if you wardrobe consists of a bright orange hunting jacket and pair of Sean John sweats. Example: Bill Engvall meets Lil John.
by C.M.R April 1, 2007
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ghettogether

A gathering of ghetto people or somewhere ghetto.
Instead of a get together, it's a ghettogether/ghettogather.
1)

M: Hey, since we're in (insert ghetto city here) it can't be considered a picnic. It's totally a ghettogether!.......DAWG.

S: Hold on. Let me unpack my pepper spray.

2)

I think they're having a ghettogether.
- observes a group of ghetto people together-
by holycoww! February 22, 2011
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Ghettonet

Used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc.
"I found a video of two guys fighting on the ghettonet today. It was captioned 'AW SHEET SMASH THAT MF LYK BUTTON IF YOU INHALE OXYGEN FAM *crying laughing face emoji*'"
by Bambawei June 10, 2016
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Ghettomechanics

The effective utilization of "ghetto", makeshift or otherwise unconventional materials in any process or application involving mechanical design.
The paintball gun I made works thanks to my expertise in ghettomechanics.
by GoatOnTurtle October 4, 2008
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ghettopediment

A speech impediment that causes someone that is so obviously not from the ghetto to talk like they were born and raised there.

Some people do it one purpose, but for some people it comes naturally. If this applies to you, prepare to be told you have a ghettopediment. A lot.
Fake ghettopediment: yo dawg whats crackin?

Natural ghettopediment: I aint care what ya'll say, I aint do nothin.
by WOWmuch? November 11, 2009
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