Gherkin

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.

"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."

by Will Fox February 19, 2007

Gherkin

Verb: sucking and jerking simultaneously, a more advanced technique than the Gluck Gluck 9000.

"Yeah bro, went over to Cassidy's last night and she gave me that sweet gherkin bruh."

by VR Colette August 25, 2020

Dirty Gherkin

when giving someone a blowjob right after anal sex.

After I pulled my dick out of her ass she gave me a dirty gherkin.

by cameltoegijoe May 26, 2015

Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

by Krummholio May 28, 2007

gherkin hooter

unfeasably large nose

Peter has a gherkin hooter

by 3 toed October 16, 2005

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

jerkin the gherkin

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

by tim123473 February 22, 2009