A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
by Hofesh November 14, 2011
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Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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Refigh of Batman as seen on original DC comicbooks. He knows everything and is so khafan always. He hangs out with batman all the time and they're bestfriends. Parsa ghadimi is also famous for being following all the girls on Instagram.
by Notme738 August 15, 2018
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oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
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Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
by vennyweenny September 24, 2023
Get the Mexican Gardener mug.1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
by Bob December 20, 2004
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