gerty

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that's gross.

by ilylays May 14, 2008

gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.

Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?

by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014

gergay

A very fat gay albino fagit who eats enourmous amounts of food hourly

Wow that person is gergay

by BesityBoy666 February 5, 2018

Gerty

A sweaty dick.

-It's so hot I'm sweating balls
- Yea, I've got a gerty just sitting here

- Gross

by 27DMac July 29, 2018

GenTayJay

Its known as a Tijuanna Drink or often to chill ass people who can make friends with everyone.

Man dude we need a gentayjay asap

by barbiesgoboom69times August 7, 2009

gerayne

Gerayne - a particular type of person who drags their penis around large city trying challenge the number of people their ex has slept with.

Oh my word, stop being such a Gerayne, you're most likely to get an STD!!

by If you seek Amy August 29, 2017

Germaya Spoon

Just a normal spoon.

he's a big star in Spoonland and he tries to apeal to human odiance.

he does no sapport fork rights.

he has an addiction to heroine but he tries his bast.
he has sosial madia look fo him

Germaya Spoon is the best
Germaya Spoon is very racist againt forks. I do not sapport him!

by Germaya Spoon April 26, 2019