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National Gerg Day

the day of the gerg (october 14). on this day, gerg was gerged into existence. as such, we must worship the gerg. happy birthday gerg. gerg bless
Oh hey! Did you guys realize it was National Gerg Day? NO WAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERG!
by gerglover777 October 12, 2019
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Gerg

A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with volunteer hours.
Do you see that guy over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him stick it in a turtle and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.
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gerg

the skin under your jaw being protruded
Clark has a crazy gerg”
by gergster98 February 16, 2024
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Gergely

Gergely is the Hungarian for Gregory. Gergelyz are the of king of all kings. They are kind, compassionate, mostly tall and are know to be very good in bed. Not the biggest penis, but compensates with his playfulness.

Their favourite colors are green and blue. You just can't go wrong with a Gergely
Bow to king Gergely!
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gerg

Adjective: very good or awesome, or a replacement for the word god
Noun: a person named after, or associated with the gergs of gerg fortress gerg.
Oh my gerg that gerg is gergin it
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Gerg McGruckery

One fine ass man with around 7 nipples
Person: Why does Gerg have 7 and a half nipples?
Person2: Well his full name is Gerg McGruckery
by GergMcGruckery September 28, 2020
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Gerg

Gerg has Syphillis. All Gergs are assholes. They like to cheat on their partner regularly and do Not have the ability to feel a deep emotional connection. Thier only goal is to feel loved, whithout havinf to give any love back. And theyre sexist.
Girlfriend: I trink i love you, Gerg

Gerg: I Know that you love me, who doesnt? Bitch
by Lulichbinluisewachsam March 23, 2022
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