genital smashing

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals

"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"

by HungoverDave March 31, 2015

genitalia paraphernalia

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018

lip-ginity

When youve never kissed someone.
virginity of the lips

Mary: I lost my lip-ginity today.
Ann: With Mike?! EW

by Nanokein Valdron November 14, 2009

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of

please amy show me your genitals

by rub a dub dub coons in the tub November 1, 2010

Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.

"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

by Jimmy, Cody, Grant, Reef, Brookless and Dixon Cider January 28, 2007

genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.

Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."

by alexw January 18, 2008

genitals

a funny word for cock and balls

my genitals swing freely

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003