geophysicist

A person whom conspires to utilize all system resources on any given workstation no matter how many resources the workstation may have.

It was a beefed-up workstation; dual 2.4 GHz processors, 4GB RAM. This; however, did not daunt Tom from bringing the system to its knees by opening too many projects at once.

by JoeNospam April 11, 2003

Internalised Gecphobia

When someone is a reluctant fan of experimental music duo 100 Gecs, acknowledging that they don’t think that their music is good.

“Yeah I know their music fucking sucks you get used to it.”
“Sorry bro, you’re suffering from internalised gecphobia.”

by regiefilsaime August 21, 2020

Geph

When you fart and the fart bubble moves up your crotch and tickles your ballsack. Usually can only be done when swimming or sitting down.

“Oh shit man I just gephed myself”
“Damn did it tickle?”

by Mediumhoss May 21, 2019

Guelph

A hick city in southwestern Ontario. Basically a typical middle-class town full of white people and the occasional crack head. People have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is.

Toronto boy: So where you from dude?

Guelph boy: Guelph, eh.

Toronto boy: Is that up north?

by wonderboy23334 January 1, 2011

golphing

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

by Comp June 15, 2003

Guelph

Guelph, A town near Toronto in Canada, in Guelph you have the occasional crack head and douche bag, everyone in guelphs thinks they too shit but really only jewstin is at the top

Person 1 Eh, have you been to Guelph

Person 2 No I heard that everyone thinks they are top shit and only jewstin is the good person there everyone else is a bunch of crack heads

by Skinny penis 69 420 January 22, 2017

Gelp

To greatly help.

That really gelped a lot.

by Donkatsu December 15, 2017