GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.

The GEICO lizard destroyed Wells Fargo.

by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019

Geico ad nauseam

A specific form of ad nauseam resulting from the excessive broadcasting of Geico commercials.

Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.

I've started muting commercial breaks just to avoid the Geico ad nauseam.

by redPooka January 7, 2021

Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

Geico

Geico is used to describe something that is weird and obscure. Often times these things don’t make much sense

“That new band who played was so geico.”
“That person on Impractical Jokers got geico’d hard.”

by theonetheeonlygeico May 10, 2024