Geiser

Geiser, a guy with super ejaculatory powers and elite swimmers. Makes babies with his lady anytime he wants.

With a name like Geiser, dudes pullout game is weak. His Ol' Lady is pregnant AF!!

by PixieR6 June 5, 2019

Geiger's Law

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"

by Analog Lover October 29, 2009

geijer

(Pronounced: Gay-er)
a hairy metrosexual bearing a strong resemblance to a wookie or an ewok, but who typically wears a D&G suit to work after having his nails done with his boys.

You're not a fag, u're Geijer!

by littleking69 July 6, 2010

geisen

To be homosexual, with long blonde hair, and a lose anal cavity

"Quit being a Geisen and put that cockmeat back where you found it. Also cut your geisen-ass hair and quit being a complete toolbag. Faggot."

by PongoMan October 10, 2007

Geiser

Also known as Geiseriasto, a ridiculous slob, who often lives in an apartment showed by a letter following a number. A funny, chubby little boy who often dreams of reaching a high amount of potential. Often found in the Northern USA. Any person to come in reach with this Volumptuious character has therefore given his life to the Geiser. The Geiser will continually call the subject to "hang out".

God that kid is like a Geiser, always calling me to do something!

by Alex Frank January 9, 2005

Geicexo

When a man jacks off to the geico lizard while screaming "15%" in german.

I had an amazing geicexo last night

by Dick slinger 69 November 10, 2017

Geisendorff

Keeper of the Swiss Goat Village.

He was the long standing Geisendorff on the mountain.

by Urban Corrector Editor September 7, 2018