Geelong

a small town about an hours drive from melbourne. it is a hole.
the geelong locals are either crazy or trying to get out of the place.
geelong is mainly known for its dodgey football team, the cats.

guy; hey, whats that place?
girl; keep driving, its a hole.
guy; oh, i dnt wnt 2 live in a hole.

*drives past sign saying "geelong"*

by Rochelle :) April 15, 2008

geelocks

A person that likes to give oral sex to many black and Hispanic men

Hey that girl looks like a geelocks! I see her coming out the guys restroom everyday wiping her lips!

by Earl Johnson November 17, 2014

geelings

Feelings of the vaginal kind. Stems from gee, which is Irish slang for Vagina in certain parts of the country, such as the counties of Laois/Offaly and also in urban centres of cultural taste, such as North Dublin.

Girl 1: My ex dicked me around...but I still have geelings for him, ya know?
Girl 2: I know...you never shut up about you ridin' him. It's called sex with the ex, you sluh.

Girl: I have SUCH a weird geeling!
Boy: Are you on the blob or wha'?

by Miaowmiaow May 15, 2012

Geely

For someone who cannot say the word 'R' clearly..

He's a geely

by DeadMasterL December 15, 2010

Geelong

A city that really isn't a city. Capital of closing down shops that never close Georges Rug Clearance store, Ryrie Street There's the one cbd area smack bang in the centre with an aged foreshore. Anything outside this area is kinda pointless for tourists unless your going down the coast (great ocean road/otway). The city has cleaned its name since it's emo days during the lates 00's but the southern and western suburbs treat the north and eastern suburbs like shit. No we are not a part of Melbourne and our footy team is different, whereas say, collingwood or any melbourne suburb afl team would have there main supporters in the one suburb, Geelong has an entire city of supporters. Traffic is just as bad as Melbourne for a fraction of the residents. Stay away from Solar Drive, Plume street and that seven-eleven store in town.

Geelong is Melbournes bitch.

by Geelong Human May 25, 2018

geeling

when a man and a woman have a wonderful night of glorious fucking, the man fucks her so hard, that her cum gets super thick like a jell substance. this may cause the penis to get stuck in the vaginal canal because the vagina is trying to eat the living soul out of this poor dudes dick, thus will teach him a lesson to make sure to pull that 6 inch meat or 2 inch meat (if asian) out before cuming. smiley face.

*woman and man fucking* <man> GURL MY DICK IS STUCK. <woman> BECAUSE ITS GEELING. <man> FINE FINE. ILL PUT MY DICK OUT, GEEZ BITCH.

by fuckfuckcum June 15, 2013

Cody Geelan

The biggest asshole you will ever meet.
With a three in. penis & is also very cocky.
He plays girls and takes there heart out chews it up and spits it out.
So next time you get a cody geelan you better watch out.

Omg, look at that damn cody geelan

by Megan Kager January 2, 2012