chris gaylor

Drummer of the All-American Rejects.
Has 1-inch plugs.
Makes the cutest face in AAR's Feed the Children video.
Apparently loves cereal.
Has dated his current girlfriend for, now, nine years.

Chris Gaylor is one gnarly drummer and needs more than two entries on urbandictionary.com.

by Ritter's Tina February 2, 2007

gaylording

someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner

That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed

by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008

gayzer

nickname for the lazer in Halo 3. possibly the worst weapon ever created ever in anything ever created.

Man, they have the gayzer in the bitch spot. Someone kill that ho.

by Pseudo Intellectuals February 11, 2008

Gazort

A fart that occurs whilst underwater.

Damn dude, i saw the bubbles from that Gazort.

by Ryan Orangatang June 14, 2013

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Gaylords Say No

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.

Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!

by spektralx April 2, 2009

Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

by Mia Shields January 6, 2006