gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.

Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?

by Memorandis May 3, 2011

gaytheist

A gay person who converts to Atheism so they don't go to hell for being gay.

Person 1: Hey, that guy never goes to church anymore...

Person 2: Yeah, he's gay. After he came out of the closet he became a Gaytheist just so the didn't go to hell
Person 1: What a fag!
Person 2: Yeah

by lotfxfga July 14, 2009

Gaythers

A Portmanteau of the words "Gay" and "Together".

CeeJay, You can me are Gaythers !

by MikelMayne! March 29, 2011

gaytheism

the homosexual-atheism of a murderous communist theocracy

those gaytheist commies sure get off on killing millions of people

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

gaytheism

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?"

"No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

by Big CU January 9, 2008

Gaytheist

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.

Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.

by nutella137 January 25, 2021

gaytheist

One who does not believe homosexuality is genetic but rather a lifestyle choice.

Lady Gaga says we're all "born this way," much to the distress of the gaytheists.

It's not so much that Randy is a homophobe but I think he is rather gaytheist.

by Chris Callous October 6, 2011