gayness in the anus

I.e., gay, especially someone who is in denial or on the down-low; said of someone whose carnal urges co against his assumed role in life.

Dude, he may be married, but he has gayness in the anus.

by Mother Grogan October 26, 2009

Gayness in the anus

Gayness in the anus, is where a guy is interested in a girl but yet likes to be fucked in the anus

Jeff: Dayne do your gayness in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus

by Mikaylass July 22, 2021

Line of Gayness

Doing something so gay that you can't save yourself by saying no homo.

no.. no man.. you crossed the line of gayness.. youre fucking homo now

by secret_vet February 21, 2011

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.

Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!

by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

Random Act of Gayness

When someone (usually a man), who is usually straight but has a moment when they act totally gay. Examples include grinding with no chicks around, any Justin Bieber impression, or other gay movements, statements, or voices.

Bob: "Ya and he decided to try out his Justin Beiber voice at the party"

Jill: "OMG! Thats another Random Act of Gayness!"

by KCRoyals15 November 19, 2010

Royal Gayness

The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.

Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness

by Scott Kershaw May 3, 2008