The act of a lesbain buttfucking a homosexual man with a strap on. They are members of the opposite sex, yet the roles have been reversed.
by burtbikerboy October 14, 2007
Get the straight gayness mug.A game where a bunch of dudes, 2 people or more, point at another dudes crotch and attempt to gently but swiftly touch it. You can only use your index finger, no cupping allowed.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.
You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.
You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.
dude #1: hey you wanna play gayness?
dude #2: what's that?
dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.
dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!
dude #2: what's that?
dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.
dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!
by gay4payallday July 27, 2009
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Gaylesball-Noun
:geh-lez-ball
1. A gay/lesbian/bisexual alliance
2. Dance mainly intended for homosexuals.
3. Word used to describe a "failtard" with homosexual reproductive organs.
:geh-lez-ball
1. A gay/lesbian/bisexual alliance
2. Dance mainly intended for homosexuals.
3. Word used to describe a "failtard" with homosexual reproductive organs.
1. Rachel: Hey Kurt, do you want to join a gaylesball?
Kurt: *walks away*
2. Kurt: Soo~ Finn, now that Quin is out of the way why not come to the gaylesball with me?
Finn: *walks away*
3. Puck: Hah! I knew it you have a crush on Kurt, you gaylesball.
Finn: *walks away*
Kurt: *walks away*
2. Kurt: Soo~ Finn, now that Quin is out of the way why not come to the gaylesball with me?
Finn: *walks away*
3. Puck: Hah! I knew it you have a crush on Kurt, you gaylesball.
Finn: *walks away*
by Celia Lin December 3, 2009
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For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:
1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man
Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se
For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:
1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man
Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se
Jeffrey, under the false assumption that gayness must be intended, did not think he was gay after accidentally bumping into a naked old man in the locker room. Jeffrey is guilty of gayness per se.
Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.
Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.
by Franky Bananas February 3, 2009
Get the gayness per se mug.-Good friend, Lance just passed by, he sure seemed quite gay about this wonderful day, and he looked untraditionally happy to see me.
-Why, yes he did and was,my fine fellow, as he passed, I sensed a resistable, but very noticeable feeling of joy, and a very brief idea, that touching someone's penis with one's own could bring a satisfying feeling of gayness for the whole day.
-Why, yes he did and was,my fine fellow, as he passed, I sensed a resistable, but very noticeable feeling of joy, and a very brief idea, that touching someone's penis with one's own could bring a satisfying feeling of gayness for the whole day.
by Goodgulf November 4, 2011
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