Garret

He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone

Garret: hah short

Everyone:

by Danana Banana May 28, 2021

Garret

Will love you with all his passion. Probaly plays games. Broke his moms finger and hates the name Garbear .

Damn... that's a garret

by Yeye haurcut August 2, 2021

Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.

Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.

Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.

by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022

Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023

Garret

A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Garret Watts

Garret Watts is a Californian YouTuber who honestly makes the most random YouTube videos and is one of Shane Dawsons friends,he also loves to talk about Harry Potter alot because he is a fan so yeah. And in my opinion he is such a great YouTuber and he is also gay.

Oh my god Garret Watts is a funny YouTuber you should check him out.

by !Zicroni! February 8, 2019