Gaflakapus

1.An Awkwardly Wide Vagina

Wow, that hoe I fucked last night had one hairy gaflakapus!!!

by Gaflakapeepee March 29, 2010

Battlestar Galactica

Remarkable drama/sci-fi TV series that virtually renders any other form of TV entertainment completely obsolete.

"I've heard 'Television' is going to be renamed to 'Battlestar Galactica', since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. As of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on Battlestar Galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-Shit man."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

Galadriel

Super bangin' chick who's pretty much good at everything. Galadriel is an expert in all things Tolkien, of course, and even possesses mystical powers of the Elves such as telepathy, super sexiness and shooting things with arrows while hiding in trees. She also tends a magical forest over which she reigns supreme with a velvet fist. Armies from all realms are poised to defend the glory of her fantastically fine Elvican booty. Never challenge a Galadriel to a dance-off, for you are destined to lose and will likely lose your sanity following the obligatory tongue-lashing of the loser.

"Oh, her? Yeah that's Galadriel. Nice, huh? But trust me, you got no chance."

by VidaLoca13 February 21, 2013

Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.

Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!

by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009

Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

galactic idiot

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.

you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!

by Anna S May 3, 2006

Galacta Knight

Galacta Knight. The final boss of Meta Knightmare Ultra and the second-to-final boss of the True Arena on Kirby Super Star Ultra, and also the secret boss of Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

He is like meta knight but with red eyes and different wings and a purple sword

I hate how hard Galacta Knight is.

by n00bycakes May 8, 2014