Super bangin' chick who's pretty much good at everything. Galadriel is an expert in all things Tolkien
, of course, and even possesses mystical powers of the Elves
such as telepathy
, super sexiness and shooting things with arrows while hiding in trees. She also tends a magical forest over which she reigns supreme with a velvet fist. Armies from all realms are poised to defend the glory of her fantastically fine Elvican booty
. Never challenge a Galadriel to a dance-off, for you are destined to lose and will likely lose your sanity following the obligatory tongue-lashing of the loser.
"Oh, her? Yeah that's Galadriel. Nice, huh? But trust me, you got no chance."