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Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
by Electrik man December 1, 2019
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Allison Gardiner

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes
Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
by 2023:) May 12, 2021
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Andrew Garfield

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome
by Purge December 20, 2021
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Garfield Ridge

A middle class blue collar neighborhood on the Southwest Side of Chicago next to Midway Airport.

Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.

Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.

Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.

People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.
Garfield Ridge is one of the most underrated neighborhoods in the city of Chicago.
by BeerJunkie425 August 27, 2011
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Gariner

Word commonly used to describe a young afro carribean fellow, prior to a night out on facebook chat, whilst still slightly intoxicated...
Dave: What you say Gariner?

Gariner: I didn't say anything... What did you do after school on Thursday?
by whatyousaygariner? February 19, 2009
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Ganfin

A derogatory word used to describe someone who is ugly beyond words.

This is used in a context when words such as: mong/bogging/disgusting/hideous are just not effective enough.
Connor: Hey did you see that chick?
Michael: Yeah she was seriously ganfin
by Connor Gallagher February 8, 2009
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Garfield

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield
Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool
by assfuckerdicksucker300069 December 23, 2021
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