gatekeeper

The gatekeeper is a woman who is either petty, fat or ugly (or a combination of the three) that will forbid access to interaction with the other women in the group. She will be the unofficial spokeswoman, denying all to get close enough to work their charms on the other women... and she must be taken out, by any means necessary! usually, the wingman will take out this cock blocker, but if she is not diverted, no one is getting any action. best accomplished with ego stroking, feigned interest and extra alcohol (pending on how unattractive she is, you may need it for yourself). the man who falls on this live grenade doesn't buy drinks that night or the next guys night out.

me and the fellas were at the sports bar, and saw thse sexy ass girls, but the damn gatekeeper was cock blocking like she was on the All Madden team! I ended up with the short straw and had to take out the gatekeeper this time.

by soulbrotha2 December 25, 2007

gaykeeper

bitches whose sexuality is their only personality and gatekeep being fruity.

"god, charlie is so boring, all they can talk about is how they're gay!"
"right, they're such a gaykeeper."

by grassdirt February 4, 2022

gatekeeper

a friend who acts as the perfect third wheel by distracting parents and/or guardians while friends are hooking up nearby

"Hey Amelia, thanks for watching the door the other day while Levi and I were hooking up. You're the best gatekeeper ever!"

by notsohazeleyes August 15, 2015

Gatekeepers

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.

Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.

by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020

Gatekeeper

The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).

Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.

by JacobianSmith October 28, 2012

Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper is a Teambang participant who usually occupies the mouth and throat of the female attendee until it is time for the Tube Greaser to step in or for said Gatekeeper to become the Tube Greaser.

I was in a Teambang the other day as a Gatekeeper, but I lost my cool and became a Tube Greaser.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019