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Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"
by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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Gandrophilia

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.
It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.
by goosefacts July 13, 2010
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Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
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gandalf

you shall not pass!
by lewis June 14, 2004
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Ganderplus

To examine more closely, having had previously examined.
"Phil, you may want to ganderplus that blender when you get a chance, Kathy says it was acting up again last night."
by Captain Damage December 17, 2008
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Gandalf

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.
I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.
by pasdaddy May 7, 2009
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gondar

1)dota hero with an icredibly small target range which makes it hard to click on

2)far too much dps and dodge too kill if fed
1)*target storm bolt* click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click omg he escaped

2)omg gondar is fed *leave*
by STORMFROST April 6, 2009
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