A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.
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by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010
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Get the gaston mug.Hopefully, it never tries to become Scarsdale or the Hamptons, since then it would no longer be Gastonia.
by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021
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based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
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This ironic ship originated from an April 2020 TikTok video by Avital Shtapura (@avitalshtap) wherein he draws the first fanart ever of the crackship and laughs gleefully. The ship has spiraled out of control since, incurring dozens of OTP art, a Disney AMV, cosplay, headcanon, and Wattpad fanfictions all acredited to the original video.
This ironic ship originated from an April 2020 TikTok video by Avital Shtapura (@avitalshtap) wherein he draws the first fanart ever of the crackship and laughs gleefully. The ship has spiraled out of control since, incurring dozens of OTP art, a Disney AMV, cosplay, headcanon, and Wattpad fanfictions all acredited to the original video.
Good Lord, those pesky Gastonk stans have vandalized yet another Wikipedia article!
Ah yes, I shall invest in this meme and make profit; i.e., gaSTONKS.
Ah yes, I shall invest in this meme and make profit; i.e., gaSTONKS.
by Maggot Magnet May 1, 2020
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