Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

accidentally in love

One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).

Dude, Accidentally In Love, that's my shit right there!

by awe7197 October 26, 2013

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

gincident

And incident involving the consumption of gin. Usually signifies one got way too drunk.

"I haven't been able to drink since my gincident two weeks ago."

by nath.man August 14, 2009

maccident

The purchase of a Mac instead of a PC.

I was at Best Buy the other day computer shopping and got myself into a huge maccident.

by jmschu2 January 18, 2008

ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004