Gurk

Gurk görk (noun)
Describes a person (usually female) of romantic or strong platonic interest who dresses and/or accessorises well, plus points if they're the shine of your day. Often accompanied by 'yaaas' or 'slaaay'

Suh-LAAAYYY, GURK

by Soonblur October 9, 2018

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurking

an alternative to the word "jerking"

He is gurking himself off

by The tickler 9000 March 13, 2023

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

GURK

No real definition, its up to you you to decide, have fun making shit up !

"I'm about to gurk yoo' ass dawg." "Yo, you gurkin' hot shawty."

by hmmmsucc February 28, 2020

Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable

"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk

by TheGurkler August 5, 2025